17.1.07
8:45:00 PM

ATTENTION

The Good Advert:

Dear Readers, If you happen to be reading my blog and still do not have an RE group, please don't be shy; hesitate not and apply for a prestigious place with yours truly by leaving your name and, if you don't know me, class. I would prefer individuals who are not of the slacker calibre and/or are not generally avaliable on weekends, weekdays and fantasydays and slumber daze, and, as a result cannot do his work properly and on time. HURRY! DATELINE FOR APPLICATION ENDS 20TH JAN 07!

The bad ad:

in dire need of re group members, pls leave ur name on the taggie heh i hope u dun want to slack and get free marks, cos if u do then you should **** off.

one advert is good
one advert is politically correct
one advert is bad
one advert is logically correct
so different yet so similar

quick quick quick please.
based on a true story