3:47:00 PM
Soya Bean Lady
AHAHAHAHAHA.
i desperately need an outlet for me to laugh at.
so.. cos i went to khatib for training and then found out there was no training, and since i dun lan or crap lyk tt (lan sux, u can play at home and its free.) i went back home; what a great use of 45 cents.. i didnt even get a transfer..
anyway.
i was on the 852 coming back.. cos i haf this rule, if 852 and 851 come together, then take 852, since 851 passes thru chinatown and all tt places so more ppl want to take. so. i was sitting near the back of the 852.. haha the mroe popular seats.. cos by some weird generalisation, the front of smrt buses are exclusively for old folks =)
and anyway i dun like ppl sitting nex to me when half the bus is empty.. unless they are paediophiles of something i dun think anyone will want to sit next to a boy with a thratening looking metal squash racket when half the bus is empty.. anyway.. at the amk bus stop wif the kfc and pizza hut =D.. not sure where, but some fat lady came on the bus, SAT NEXT TO ME, confining me to like.. 3/4 of MY seat.. and worst still, she had this huge handbag stuffed with things tt look lyk rubbish..
and then she was carrying this plastic bag wif soya bean in it..
heh, at first i was quite pissed.. no la.. actually i dun mind ppl eating in the bus cos *ahem* *ahem* i haf experience =)
so.lets recap. this fat auntie wif soya bean was sitting nex to me and i was quite angry.
then the fat auntie wanted to DRINK the soya bean. Wow. so she took out those bubble tea type of straws, and STARTED STABBING THE PLASTIC ON TOP AS IF IT WERE *ahem*ahem* acs(i) squasher like tt.. hahaha and worse still, the thing didnt open.
so she started trying to pluck off the plastic wrapper, but tt also didnt work..
THEN. DRASTIC MEASURE.
she reached into the bag and took out this scary looking huge pair of scissors. and stabbed the soya bean. waaaaaaaa the bus jerked, so some soya bean spilled out, though not on me. haha
all the while i was silently laughing...
hahaha.
how can people be so stupid.. seriously.. open soya bean also cannot.. then how?? bubble tea= bigger cup= bigger scissors.... =.=
might i suggest packet soya bean??
