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random stuff...
Heh, playing boring old maple now.. this will be a long post, filled with scandals, and more. haha. nothing in this post is fact, until proven so, so if there is anything you find wrong here, pls feel free to tell me in sch =) cos i dun want to upset anymore libelhaters.
remember jaydottee.
heh.
so.
scandals, rumours and crap about.
#1.maple
tsui thinks his lvl 28 archer is so sucky against stone golems.
WRONG. at level 29, my spastic xbowman(then archer) went along with a lvl 23 myke to stone golems. I was not even carrying any FAST speed weapon. I was using a MOUNTAIN CROSSBOW for *unspecified*'s sake. And furthermore, I trained from lvl 20 to 30 in like.. 2 weeks, so theres no water-retention capacity in tsui's "idea" that bowman train dam slowly.
of course, i was training at all the WRONG places, which probably explained why i was so poor even before i got hacked.. i mean.. 150k for lvl 34 is like.. i dunno la.. but i noe it sux.
heres my spastic trainined regime which wasted so much money on blue pots.
lvl 1-10: maple island.. er.. unless i am some hypernoob, then this is of course fine..
*now here comes the rubbishy parts. it gets worse and worse. feel fre to throw up if you are a seasoned maple player like me.. even i can laugh at myself at this point in time.. -.-'*
lvl10-15: slimes at the tree tt grew -.-
lvl15-18: axe stumps and stumps at perion street corner.. =.=
lvl18-22: sleepy dungeon: green and hornymush + some neckis and octopus at the bottom of the map =.='
lvl22-25: land of wild boar, on of course, wild boars: AND OMG I TAIKO GOT 52 ATTACK EAGLE CROW!!! AHAHAHA.
lvl25-28: ant tunnl park: evil eyes and zombie mush: i feel like an idiot going there at tt lvl =.='''''
lvl28: needed to go somewhere else cos the snowboard drops came out and i couldnt train at zombie mush or evil eyes, cos the pro ppl were there hunting sb..
lv28-29: wild boar again.. some pq and some ligators, but mostly bubbling.
lvl29-30: bubbling bubbling bubbling =) quick exp but no gd drops and not gd mesos drops, which prob explains why im so poor.
lvl30-31: orbis tower: jr sentinels
lvl31-32: jr cats, but i koped someones magic rok, cos his inventory full, then the cats were whacking him and he couldnt drop anything.. then he was buying defames for me, so the nex morning before macritchie run i quickly took the boat back to vic =) hehehehe.
lvl32-35: wild boars, wild boars, wild boars.
LVL 34: KENA HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(mrs smith will kill me. she sez one '!' is enough)
now training on fire boars and wild boars two maps from burning zone.
SO. if u want to train fast but be a poor **** like me, then go ahead and follow my training schedule. Isnt that very clever!!
#2.Cleo.
Now, Bryan, and I WILL mention your name and without any pseydonyms, or however u spell it. Plagiarising is WRONG, so u shld take the crap abt this off your blog, because u cant have heard it cos i didnt tell u, and unless u noe kar liang from 3C, then i dun think u know this.
Unless u are erm.. *ahem* gay enough to read cleo magazine..
so. heres the stuff abt mr kenneth low.. i dun know why kc and apparently tsui calls him philolow, but daniel and I prefer to call him Mr Kenneth ROW. not to him, of course, and we dun haf many situations to call him tt, so no offence intended, but i guess if tts what u do, then it is a fitting nick..
Kar Liang is my source :)
1. Mr Kenneth Low is in Cleo Magazines, most eligible bachelors 2006 #3.
2. "He has killer abs because he dragon boats =)))"
3. "He teaches philosophy in a reknown school"
4. "He's always willing to sit down and haf a chat"
5. "He says : teaching is the best job in the world"
hahaz dun know if that is true, but if i think so... kar liang is now someone who will make stories.. like..
"bbc has killer abs because he-she goes to the gym everyday to work out" or SOMETHING to that effect.. know what i mean?
- to be continued.
