8:48:00 PM
Getting on my NERVES
Haix, i shall recount a particularly irritating conversation between a total SPOILT BRAT and his sad-case mother. With side comments by me, of course.
I shall translate the conversation to english cos chinese is a bit troublesome to type here.
So.. this mother and her little son boarded the bus on the 54! And of all the empty seats on the bus, they had to choose the one in front of me. =.= So, anyway, they were walking down the aisle looking (as if nd to look la...) for empty seats.
So the mother pointed the one seat and said "sit down here".
The boy was happily walking around with no concern for the other passengers, and he said "don't want"
I mean, at that time, I was sitting like.. right THERE and listening to this boy's stupid high-pitch screechy voice to rival James Blunt.
And so the mother fed up. She said "I said sit down means sit down. Go and sit down and watch TV"
Wow, parents these days force their kids to watch TV, i thought they were always trying to keep the TV off.. hmm..
So the stupid boy sat down and started searching thru the mother's NTUC plastic bags and squealing. "Mommy how much did it cost ah?"
The mother showed him the receipt, and the boy said "Whats that ah?"
Yeah RIGHT. Its a newspaper, whatever.
So the boy continued his spoilt-brattish rampage. "MOMMY WHY YOU NEVER BUY CHESDALE???"
WOW, SO NOW THE BOY WANTS CHESDALE!
And then the mother said "We still have at home right? Remember you go the car?"
"I WANT CAR!"
"That time you got the firetruck car right?"
At time i was trying not to laugh. FIRE TRUCK CAR. My @$$ theres such a thing.
So as u know, the bus stop outside J8 has a shop that sells all sorts of rubbish. Anyway, theres this particularly big shelf of potato chips....
Yeah, you guess it. THAT BRAT WANTED POTATO CHIPS.
"MOMMY I WANT POTATO CHIPS I WANT I WANT I WANNNNNNNNNT"
"You eat your mouth will hurt"
"I WANTTT MOMMY I WANTTTTTTTT"
So since I was sitting behind him, DIRECTLY, i looked out at the stall... and you know what that BRAT did? HE SAID I ALSO WANTED!
"MOMMY THAT GUY ALSO WANT POTATO CHIPS" and pointed at me.
Like.. wad the hell...
So the mother was being sacarstic "So what you want me to do, get off the bus and buy for you?"
AND THE BRAT SAID "MOMMY GO DOWN AND BUY LA!!!!!! PLEASE LA MOMMY"
Wow. Juvenile Slave Driver.
So then the mother got really pissed. She said "YOU KEEP QUIET AND WATCH TV OR I DONT LET YOU COME HOME."
So the brat was like.. ok la.. watch tv then watch la...
and guess what.
HE LOVED THE TV SHOW SO MUCH HE DIDNT WANT TO GET OFF AT HIS STOP. I mean.. what is SO fascinating about some people going shopping for things that look like something super-expensive?
So the mother was like "TIME TO GO OFF, YOU WANT TO GO HOME RIGHT?"
and the brat was like.. "I WANT TO WATCH TV!"
lucky they got off. otherwise...................................................
I'll leave Paul to figure that out.
