2:33:00 PM
blahblahblah
Haix.. just moved... decided xbowsaltim is so... LONG AGO. My crossbowman is like... sosososososo old. Haha dont you think so?? how about that, I bet Tsui will think of other lame compound names to try exercise those creative grey cells.... lmanzik.blogspot. fpverve44.blogspot. some other rubbish like that.
anyway...
i just realised what barry could have done.
you know how to get his alfkma sfdokdn asdisjnf asd text?
just type the keys next to the correct letter, and yay, you get this pile of crap.
twa rgua ua s oukw id xeso.
translated: yes this is a pile of crap.
hahaha.
anyway. again.
just thought of something.. people think being a goalkeeper is very fun.. hahaz its quite spastic, you just need to be reasonably flexible (that means, just no fat people) and have resonable quick can save most of the balls... for those pro strikers, u need to be better than 'reasonable' of course, but yeah... i dont see why anyone cant be a goalkeeper... hmm. people talk as if being a gk is so pro... hmmm weird.
anyway... thinking about that, cant help thinking abt soccer during PE at cat high..
my team of extraordinary noobs, crappers, and suckers all coming together and being one ownage team who owned the whole class. hahaha
me, sam, wes, jay, zhicong, bernard, jonathan and ben yap!!!! we own lalala
of course the crowding technique works..
see, wesley, zhicong and jay will stay at the goalposts, and when a striker remotely poses any threat, they'll rush out together and.. tripleteam him.
the 6h/5h strikers suck...
a little pressure is enough..
haha that cut down alot of conceded goals...
wait. (ok not trying to be ego here) i think i only conceded 2 goals in 2 years of PE.... =D
oh yeah.. i scored 4 goals for my team from goal kicks..
yay.
cat wait for the next halfday. then we can go back to cat high, say hi to the teachers, then play soccer with the hci ppl again.. really. playing a game of noob soccer with nooby friends is fun.
30.3.06
5:07:00 PM
Touchy-Feely
Hmm.. blog rage seems to be all the rage recently.. Barry and Leon engaging themselves in a digital battle of intellectual proportions.. haha.. Leon is constantly writing french provokative prose, which i haf no idea what he's talking about, and Barry seems to be rebutting everything by writing some mumbo jumbo like...
Also, Barry claims to have one of his family members study french before tts how he knows what Leon is *ahem* SAYING....
But like.. who in his right mind would let his father see his classmate talking crap about him, and then ask his father to translate for him?? Hmm.. I think its much easier to go use babelfish; why bother with all the crap?
Btw if you are wondering.. from past experience, I don't think Barry's mother can be the one who studied french before.. since ive seen her last time at cat high.. and who else can it be. his little primary-school-year-old brother??
******* anyway, that aside..
squash hasnt been great, the yio chu kang courts are so slippery that you cant turn around once you start moving in one direction.. also getting outplayed and outwhacked and out whateverd by your opponents and then having Tsui to act smart and irritate you about it isnt very nice..... so... looking forward to the next competition.. i think its in june.. maybe? dunno.........
### more random crap, heres a story of a class called TWOL.
this is completely fictional, i made this up.....
part 1 of 9999
barry and leon talking like kar liang in a bitchy way. they love to argue. hmm. wonder why.
barry: wirjgeorngoisndfgho[i pomngofs ses esftretg srgdhd uodfns
leon: vous ne pouvez pas parler le français approprié comment non raffiné
barry: arsnpai sdfgs wertwf ertgep sj dncwer wefsa
leon: comme vous stupide êtes comme vous stupide êtes comme vous stupide êtes
barry: kalm wertgeg apfoksdpf esojfvc
* zhongren interrupts: can you shut up, im trying to sleep here!!!!!
derwin laughs hysterically, covering his mouth like he usually does.
tsui tries to show off the GREEK he just learnt from some website: κοιτάξτε εγώ μπορεί να μιλήσει τα ελληνικά!
joshua: whoosh! whoosh!! plays with kern choong's doggie pencil case.
leon: l'ahahaha ceci est si stupide.
and it is.
coming when it does.... TWOL... PART 2/9999.. hmm or is it 999.... =.= forgot.
heh pls dun take this story as sth derogatory.... haix..... if u haf any thing to say jus tag and ill do sth abt it..
ANYWAY.
yeah. the end.
26.3.06
1:57:00 PM
LOSING DAY
CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP @#$%$@#%@#%@%$@#$@~!#$@#.
Losing day is over but its effects cling to ppl...
Bayley disqualified in Science Challenge. Squash got owned by SJI. Hockey lost to Northland. Debaters lost to MGS.
I am so *sorry 'bout this, but..* FRICKING @#%$@! PISSED so much so that I WHACK THE HWACHONG GUY WITH THE SQUASH RACKET TOMORROW ALSO HECK CARE..... haix. I hope I'm playing. I AM GOING TO KILL THE WORLD IF I HAD A DAGGER. Revenge is sweet. Muahahaha.
I don't feel like playing contact rugby, I don't feel like listening to another rant by Samuel about how stupid he is at Maths (yeah.. he really said that..) and I don't want to listen to another sacarstic comment by Mrs Smith. Yes. Its. Not. Funny. Try. Losing. 4. Competitive. Events. In. A. Row. In. The. Same. Day.
I dont think the ppl who make morning annoucements even feel like making them.. The over-enthu sec1s clapping as "encouragement" is like... spas.... cos its like.. OH, UNFORTUNATELY THE SQUASH TEAM LOST TO SJI BY A SCORE OF 5 TO NIL and the sec1s go YAY CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP... AND OH.. THE HOCKEY TEAM FOUGHT HARD BUT EVENTUALLY LOST TO A LATE GOAL BY NORTHLAND SEC BY A SCORE OF 1 TO NIL... YAY CLAPCLAPCLAP.. =.=
i dont think thats helping much!!!!
So..
yeah.. im feeling kind of angry, frustrated and pissed, so do NOT talk to me about anything related to all the above crap events which we crapcrapcrap lost.
Stupid crap.................................
i cant help but think.
the other schools must be gloating.
the more they gloat.
the harder they fall.
so lets own their complacent ***s.
iCan, u can and we all can can all the other crap schools.
22.3.06
8:48:00 PM
Getting on my NERVES
Haix, i shall recount a particularly irritating conversation between a total SPOILT BRAT and his sad-case mother. With side comments by me, of course.
I shall translate the conversation to english cos chinese is a bit troublesome to type here.
So.. this mother and her little son boarded the bus on the 54! And of all the empty seats on the bus, they had to choose the one in front of me. =.= So, anyway, they were walking down the aisle looking (as if nd to look la...) for empty seats.
So the mother pointed the one seat and said "sit down here".
The boy was happily walking around with no concern for the other passengers, and he said "don't want"
I mean, at that time, I was sitting like.. right THERE and listening to this boy's stupid high-pitch screechy voice to rival James Blunt.
And so the mother fed up. She said "I said sit down means sit down. Go and sit down and watch TV"
Wow, parents these days force their kids to watch TV, i thought they were always trying to keep the TV off.. hmm..
So the stupid boy sat down and started searching thru the mother's NTUC plastic bags and squealing. "Mommy how much did it cost ah?"
The mother showed him the receipt, and the boy said "Whats that ah?"
Yeah RIGHT. Its a newspaper, whatever.
So the boy continued his spoilt-brattish rampage. "MOMMY WHY YOU NEVER BUY CHESDALE???"
WOW, SO NOW THE BOY WANTS CHESDALE!
And then the mother said "We still have at home right? Remember you go the car?"
"I WANT CAR!"
"That time you got the firetruck car right?"
At time i was trying not to laugh. FIRE TRUCK CAR. My @$$ theres such a thing.
So as u know, the bus stop outside J8 has a shop that sells all sorts of rubbish. Anyway, theres this particularly big shelf of potato chips....
Yeah, you guess it. THAT BRAT WANTED POTATO CHIPS.
"MOMMY I WANT POTATO CHIPS I WANT I WANT I WANNNNNNNNNT"
"You eat your mouth will hurt"
"I WANTTT MOMMY I WANTTTTTTTT"
So since I was sitting behind him, DIRECTLY, i looked out at the stall... and you know what that BRAT did? HE SAID I ALSO WANTED!
"MOMMY THAT GUY ALSO WANT POTATO CHIPS" and pointed at me.
Like.. wad the hell...
So the mother was being sacarstic "So what you want me to do, get off the bus and buy for you?"
AND THE BRAT SAID "MOMMY GO DOWN AND BUY LA!!!!!! PLEASE LA MOMMY"
Wow. Juvenile Slave Driver.
So then the mother got really pissed. She said "YOU KEEP QUIET AND WATCH TV OR I DONT LET YOU COME HOME."
So the brat was like.. ok la.. watch tv then watch la...
and guess what.
HE LOVED THE TV SHOW SO MUCH HE DIDNT WANT TO GET OFF AT HIS STOP. I mean.. what is SO fascinating about some people going shopping for things that look like something super-expensive?
So the mother was like "TIME TO GO OFF, YOU WANT TO GO HOME RIGHT?"
and the brat was like.. "I WANT TO WATCH TV!"
lucky they got off. otherwise...................................................
I'll leave Paul to figure that out.
18.3.06
10:18:00 AM
CRAP.
*we shall not discuss anything political, cos i dont want to have to go and register my blog just for one little post*
heh so anyway... got a new racket to replace my TT Lightning.. Its the new version of it, and in a cool colour.. TT Lightning II! Its like... a nice orange colour XD and is excatly the same as the previous racket. Goodie =)
Haix. tried to go do the sova quiz today but IT EXPIRED. ISNT THAT GREAT? THE LAST TIME I TRIED IT COULDNT WORK, AND NOW EXPIRED. Haix.. i've email-d Ms Dee alr, so I'm waiting in suspense........ stupid stupid thing. guess what?
heres my very great homework checklist for this week..
[ ] English Scrapbook
[ ] Err. Chinese... Stuff?
[ ] Maths Worksheets
[x] SOVA things COS I CANT DO THEM! dammm
[ ] Science.
As you can see, I'm making GREAT progress... anyway thats part of my fabolous plan, I'm going to do everything from today to tuesday (monday excluded). As you can see, that means I'll be doing Maths today, Chinese tomorrow, Science on Tuesday, and English when I'm free on all days...
this is so spasssss.
stupid sova.
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16.3.06
10:29:00 AM
frick
blog activity: except for me posting, low.
i hate this holiday i hate this holiday i hate this holiday.
i have hardly done any homework.
i refuse to be so optimistic and say "theres half the holiday left" instead of "the holiday is half gone"
i am so irritated by maple.. =.= MEGA PATCH CORRUPTED.. =.='
so now that im done with that...
hmm...
you can go here is you're feeling weird..
http://www.hgnetwork.co.uk/siye/viewstory.php?sid=11226
its our dear treasurerX's attempt at fanfic.. i guess its overly dramatic and quite.. hmm, how should i say..... it doesnt give the reader a BREAK! for the whole story the tension keeps going up and up and where does it stop? the end.
hahaha
i wonder how he memorises all those spells. hmm...
COMMERCIAL BREAK, GEOFFREY SAYS COME AND REVIEW FOR HIM!
hahaha so now thats done..
what else should i post what else should i post?
hmm...
oh wait.
ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK.. GEOFFREY SAYS THIS QUALIFIES AS "EXCELLENT FANFIC" :
http://www.hgnetwork.co.uk/siye/viewstory.php?sid=8689
THIS ALSO:
http://www.hgnetwork.co.uk/siye/viewstory.php?sid=5538
hmm..
how many times have i said hmm?
15.3.06
3:15:00 PM
sigh....
things are very crappy.. here goes. try not to die of old age while waiting for me to finish..
my racket broke, i mean, not the strings, but the racket. the metal $160 racket. racketracketracket. and GUESS WHAT? how convenient, competition is only 5 days away. ISN'T THAT JUST WONDERFUL. So i have 2 trainings to get used to my new racket. WOW. how helpful don't you think? this is stupid..
i havent started any homework, except concept map for english. fantastic. only lots more ridiculously complicated maths, boring chinese, and.. yes? any more?
mrs chan sez if we get top 2 in the inter sch squash tournament, then she'll treat us to somewhere other than dining hall.. =.= i hope she doesnt have the same mentality as *ahem**ahem**ahem* somebody, and decide to treat us to columbarium..
cos u c.. there are only five schs taking part in c div.. RI, SJI, ACSI, HCI and StAndrews. i guess we can beat st andrews.. but anybody else? Unless HCI gets stricken by Bird Flu, and the whole of SJI gets SARS or something.. hmm...
FAT HOPE OR SLIM CHANCE?????????????????????
ok maybe ill stop here..
i hate this holiday.. which part of holidays dont people understand?!?!
14.3.06
8:40:00 PM
eeeeeeee.
now my neighbourhood is dangerous.
this is scary, isn't it.
SOME PEOPLE GOT ARRESTED FOR USING DRUGS AT THE PARK NEAR MY HOUSE!
not bishan park la, the neighbourhood one.
anyway.
im currently trying to find a suitable pic to use for my new
TKAM template =)
heh, if i feel free, maybe can try and outdo tsui.. haha
mebbe can even use tt for this blog if im too lazy.
sigh...
mapling is getting abit boring..
saltimbanco is training at burningzone2, which is so boring, fireboars, fireboars, fireboars. sigh... i have no where else to train where i can train fast.. dots..
and i just realised why saltimbanco is so low lvl.. i only revived it in early february.. hahaha ice/lite is super boring.
anyway.
now that ive got most of the things i want to say off my chest, here goes.
* censored. im SO SORRY, where oh WHERE did the tsui-related stuff go?? *
hmm..
13.3.06
1:59:00 AM
am i antisocial?
i have this thought
lingering in my mind..
i see so many ppl
every day in sch.
from different classes
different people.
i feel as if i know them,
friends tell
more than enougb of a description.
so why?
why? why??
why do i not dare go up to them and say hi?
why do i distance myself from them?
why do i try to hide?
is it a phobia?
of mysterious people?
zenophobia??
or am i just antisocial..
12:26:00 AM
hahaha.. entered my fantasyleague team for matchweek 30.. its really a businessmen kind of game.. the kind where u spend 5 minutes a week on it.. and have alot of fun.. haha u have 100 imaginary million pounds and you go and spend it on various players in all positions.. for those ppl like paul, heres my fantasyteam.
the iczeskataars.
first team:
gk:
kuszczak
def:
de zeeuw, dunne, chimbonda
midf:
bullard, etherington, tainio, lampard, gerrard
str:
samaras, rooney
subs:
jaaskelainen, spector, latka, mcbride.
hahaha a mix of lousy players, ok players, and exceptionally good players mixed and matched together.. hahaz jus like our softball team XD
not much to say.. very late also.. =)
11.3.06
11:24:00 AM
yay..
BAYLEY OWNED EVERYONE AND WON TRACK AND FIELD AGAIN!
(see? we're so pro, when we come to bayley, they start owning)
anyway.. after a rather boring, tiring, scorching, and whatever else, track and field.. we were all soaking in sweat, the track at rjc is so prone to the sun... haix. anyway wont go into track and field details..
but seriously, i agree withleon on this point..
THE SEC 1s ARE BIG ****** ** ****
if u hear some of the comments they make.. haix. irritating.
waaaaa morrison is blue colour
noooo i thought that is moor??
morrison down there!!!
wheres buckley ah? cannot find.
waaaaaa that guy run so fast
aiya bayley run faster la.
all that crap.. haiz.....
ANYWAY..
* * *
after that, samuel, joshua, and brent followed me back and they waited downstairs at my house while i went to dump my bag, then we went to the debate together =)
I LOVE THE LRT. its so cute. XD
anyway.. the nanyang girls were quite lame, they kept repeating the same old points, lol, and the ri ppl were quite ok.. but i dun like the thing abt the debaters, they tend to repeat the same few phrases to emphasize a point, and it gets irritating..
but ri won anyway, so thats gd =)
debating is the art of being a professional bitch.. and in some cases, poor debaters are just that, minus the professional.. dunno la, its quite stupid if u just keep revoking all the points, wad they said is wrong blah blah blah based on the same reasons for all three speakers.
quite stupid. hmm..
9.3.06
8:27:00 PM
ARGH. the suspense is killing me
some vital statistics before we begin..
only ONE more day.
only FOUR more periods.
only 4:35 hours of lesson.
only (how much is it..) a few more =) hours of TRACK AND FIELD.
THEN.
11 WHOLE DAYS OF HOLIDAY!!!!!
heh, ri rox, we haf a holidays on monday and tuesday as well :) hahahaha.. so including weekends, that will be ELEVEN WHOLE DAYS!
i cant wait.
* * * * * * *
haha more of the jinghui stuff.
now for some random rubbish.
tsui is being idiotic, crapping about on msn.. sth about making a video abt job advance. WOW WHO CANT KILL ZOMBIE MUSH AND EVIL EYES?! it will be the laughing stock of www.youtube.com if it ever makes it there. i mean, why BOTHER trying so hard to IMPRESS when it is just to stupid.
its like.. as useful.. a guy displaying a video of himself walking.
half the maple population haf alr done their 2ndjob adv. so no one cares.. -.-
i mean, the above sentence is not like.. said in a sadistic tone, but really, nobody cares.
also, marcus and kim wee are being very stupid wasting ppls time at training
----- now some house propoganda -----
BAYLEY ARE 100+ AHEAD OF THE OTHER HOUSES WHICH INCLUDES *AHEM*AHEM*AHEM* HULLETT *AHEM*AHEM* (according to some ppl.. hmm)
buckley are primed to set equal the record set by the other houses by maintaining a TOP5 position for YET ANOTHER YEAR!
morrison t-shirt looks ugly.
no moor liao. XD
hahaha so anyway.. wont post ANYTHING about Hullett, cos a certain ^$%@!# might come chasing after me.
yay.
lets enjoy the holidays while it lasts.
dots.
8.3.06
8:29:00 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..
for once, lets clear this up.
no frills
no strings attached.
hahahaz anyway..
I HAVE BAD NEWS.
BISHAN GAY ALMOST FOLLOWED ME TO MY HOUSE.
OMG.OMG.OMG.
so i was taking 157 wif myke to macritchie.. then i switch to 74..
and when i got on the bus, guess who come. BISHAN GAY.
so since it was double decker, i sat on the 1st floor right at the back.
Guess Where That Idiot Sat?
at the triple seat between the doors.
so guess what?
he was STARING and giving me that GROSS PAEDIOPHILIC SMILE all the way.
and he got off 1 STOP BEFORE MY HOUSE.
and btw, the one stop is just down the road from my house, abt 2 minutes to get there.
SO.
urgh.
im dead.
so. im never ever ever ever taking 74 unless i absolutely haf too, and im going to watch out for bishan gay before i even take a bus.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'LL BE STANDING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW SMILING IN.
yi4 ju2 liang3 de2.
can stare and me and can stare at my brother, and nex door theres an acs(i) guy, also can stare.. stare stare stare.
this guy is freaking me out.
WILL HE EVER DIE?
7.3.06
11:19:00 PM
softball =)
yay. so happy.. team samuel, thats us =))) sam, geoffrey, michael, me, leon and weeping
SO TOTALLY OWNED THE SOFTBALL MODULE!!
really.
today, we pwned barry's team 11-2, and our win-loss record is a flattering (ahem, ahem, im trying very hard to stay modest here, ) 100% wins!!!!!!!!!
haha today was a great game.. notably cos our batting order was suddenly very inspired by the fact that it was the LAST game and against BARRY'S team, in a rematch of the game we played the last time.
Also, this time, Barry's team had no excuse, the last time they faced defeat at our hand, Barry so conveniently quipped "we lost because our best player wasnt playing."
after counting.. daniel... derwin.. brent... jinghui... we found out that apparently BARRY was referring to himself.. dots..
so anw.. lets try and describe the game as OBJECTIVELY..
1st batter weeping got free walk, michael whacked and both of them got home so 2-0, then geoffrey got struck out, then i got a solo home run on an easy daniel throw=)) and, by the way, that was cool, the ball went really, really high into the sky =) which gave me lots of time to run =)) leon got a base hit, but samuel struck out, so 3-0.
then enter the black raging bull.
ok, not yet.
anyway, we got their easy batters out with gd pitching by michael. ok, fine, very gd pitching, (heh notice how catchers nvr get the credit, but then its all the catchers fault if the team screws up in real softball games?? hint hint hint =)) )
hahaha. then after a few easy plays it was OUR TURN AGAIN.
THIS TIME, 3-2 was NOT going to be ACCEPTABLE.
time for OWNAGE.
haha by the way, im trying to contain my excitement and overflowing adranaline over this match.. hahahahaha. then after that we whacked, and whacked, and whacked. and after a triple by michael, weeping getting struck out i think, and geoffrey and leon getting hits too, finally came the hightlight of the game for me..
after michael got to third with a very very high ball to match the earlier one by me, my turn, so the first pitch by daniel, i whacked the ball somewhat parallel... not sure, but it was so cool (and taiko, i admit, for that one). The bat made this sharp, loud noise, and the ball flew STRAIGHT AT BARRY AND JINGHUI, who were somewhere behind 2nd base.. BARRY DUCKED AND JINGHUI MISSED, AND THE BALL FLEW ALMOST TO THE TRACK.
yay.
i feel like tsui, rattling on and on about how pro we are, but in our case, we are, so we do have something to boast about.. i mean.. our team, of some lousy players, so experienced players and some ok players managed to beat every team VERY VERY convincingly. how pro is that.
.........
heh lets be a jinghui.
* * *
on a seperate note, leon impressed some judge so much tt hes going to read his poems in some workshop!!!
'gratz =D
also, chinese test tomorrow!!!!!!! ive alr studied, thats why i can blog now, but ARGHHHHHHH. i keep forgetting that last guan yong yu abount the mao thing, and some five ppl kill six ppl thing or something....
6.3.06
8:36:00 PM
days are crawling by.
u noe the saying how when sth is not going your way, time seems to go slower? Well it is.. day after day is dragging by.. sigh.. lots to do.. chinese cct coming.. squash training getting more and more tiring cos we have to work "extra hard"
sigh.
i am SO NERVOUS.
it always ends up like this. michael gets some easy crap. kim wee, since he's so pro beats everyone, jonathan also uses his taiko power and beats the opponent, then my turn.. and i lose cos either my shots all hit the tine, go out, or the opponent uses some cheapo power and wins.
hows that for great self esteem.
i mean. if its some individual thing, then yeah, if i lose tts ok, cos its only me.
but NATIONAL SCHOOLS. AGAINST ACSI, HCI AND SJI
if i lose thats NOT OK.
argh.
immense pressure.
this sux...
haix.. sleepy already..
5.3.06
3:47:00 PM
Soya Bean Lady
AHAHAHAHAHA.
i desperately need an outlet for me to laugh at.
so.. cos i went to khatib for training and then found out there was no training, and since i dun lan or crap lyk tt (lan sux, u can play at home and its free.) i went back home; what a great use of 45 cents.. i didnt even get a transfer..
anyway.
i was on the 852 coming back.. cos i haf this rule, if 852 and 851 come together, then take 852, since 851 passes thru chinatown and all tt places so more ppl want to take. so. i was sitting near the back of the 852.. haha the mroe popular seats.. cos by some weird generalisation, the front of smrt buses are exclusively for old folks =)
and anyway i dun like ppl sitting nex to me when half the bus is empty.. unless they are paediophiles of something i dun think anyone will want to sit next to a boy with a thratening looking metal squash racket when half the bus is empty.. anyway.. at the amk bus stop wif the kfc and pizza hut =D.. not sure where, but some fat lady came on the bus, SAT NEXT TO ME, confining me to like.. 3/4 of MY seat.. and worst still, she had this huge handbag stuffed with things tt look lyk rubbish..
and then she was carrying this plastic bag wif soya bean in it..
heh, at first i was quite pissed.. no la.. actually i dun mind ppl eating in the bus cos *ahem* *ahem* i haf experience =)
so.lets recap. this fat auntie wif soya bean was sitting nex to me and i was quite angry.
then the fat auntie wanted to DRINK the soya bean. Wow. so she took out those bubble tea type of straws, and STARTED STABBING THE PLASTIC ON TOP AS IF IT WERE *ahem*ahem* acs(i) squasher like tt.. hahaha and worse still, the thing didnt open.
so she started trying to pluck off the plastic wrapper, but tt also didnt work..
THEN. DRASTIC MEASURE.
she reached into the bag and took out this scary looking huge pair of scissors. and stabbed the soya bean. waaaaaaaa the bus jerked, so some soya bean spilled out, though not on me. haha
all the while i was silently laughing...
hahaha.
how can people be so stupid.. seriously.. open soya bean also cannot.. then how?? bubble tea= bigger cup= bigger scissors.... =.=
might i suggest packet soya bean??
4.3.06
9:34:00 PM
random stuff...
Heh, playing boring old maple now.. this will be a long post, filled with scandals, and more. haha. nothing in this post is fact, until proven so, so if there is anything you find wrong here, pls feel free to tell me in sch =) cos i dun want to upset anymore libelhaters.
remember jaydottee.
heh.
so.
scandals, rumours and crap about.
#1.maple
tsui thinks his lvl 28 archer is so sucky against stone golems.
WRONG. at level 29, my spastic xbowman(then archer) went along with a lvl 23 myke to stone golems. I was not even carrying any FAST speed weapon. I was using a MOUNTAIN CROSSBOW for *unspecified*'s sake. And furthermore, I trained from lvl 20 to 30 in like.. 2 weeks, so theres no water-retention capacity in tsui's "idea" that bowman train dam slowly.
of course, i was training at all the WRONG places, which probably explained why i was so poor even before i got hacked.. i mean.. 150k for lvl 34 is like.. i dunno la.. but i noe it sux.
heres my spastic trainined regime which wasted so much money on blue pots.
lvl 1-10: maple island.. er.. unless i am some hypernoob, then this is of course fine..
*now here comes the rubbishy parts. it gets worse and worse. feel fre to throw up if you are a seasoned maple player like me.. even i can laugh at myself at this point in time.. -.-'*
lvl10-15: slimes at the tree tt grew -.-
lvl15-18: axe stumps and stumps at perion street corner.. =.=
lvl18-22: sleepy dungeon: green and hornymush + some neckis and octopus at the bottom of the map =.='
lvl22-25: land of wild boar, on of course, wild boars: AND OMG I TAIKO GOT 52 ATTACK EAGLE CROW!!! AHAHAHA.
lvl25-28: ant tunnl park: evil eyes and zombie mush: i feel like an idiot going there at tt lvl =.='''''
lvl28: needed to go somewhere else cos the snowboard drops came out and i couldnt train at zombie mush or evil eyes, cos the pro ppl were there hunting sb..
lv28-29: wild boar again.. some pq and some ligators, but mostly bubbling.
lvl29-30: bubbling bubbling bubbling =) quick exp but no gd drops and not gd mesos drops, which prob explains why im so poor.
lvl30-31: orbis tower: jr sentinels
lvl31-32: jr cats, but i koped someones magic rok, cos his inventory full, then the cats were whacking him and he couldnt drop anything.. then he was buying defames for me, so the nex morning before macritchie run i quickly took the boat back to vic =) hehehehe.
lvl32-35: wild boars, wild boars, wild boars.
LVL 34: KENA HACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(mrs smith will kill me. she sez one '!' is enough)
now training on fire boars and wild boars two maps from burning zone.
SO. if u want to train fast but be a poor **** like me, then go ahead and follow my training schedule. Isnt that very clever!!
#2.Cleo.
Now, Bryan, and I WILL mention your name and without any pseydonyms, or however u spell it. Plagiarising is WRONG, so u shld take the crap abt this off your blog, because u cant have heard it cos i didnt tell u, and unless u noe kar liang from 3C, then i dun think u know this.
Unless u are erm.. *ahem* gay enough to read cleo magazine..
so. heres the stuff abt mr kenneth low.. i dun know why kc and apparently tsui calls him philolow, but daniel and I prefer to call him Mr Kenneth ROW. not to him, of course, and we dun haf many situations to call him tt, so no offence intended, but i guess if tts what u do, then it is a fitting nick..
Kar Liang is my source :)
1. Mr Kenneth Low is in Cleo Magazines, most eligible bachelors 2006 #3.
2. "He has killer abs because he dragon boats =)))"
3. "He teaches philosophy in a reknown school"
4. "He's always willing to sit down and haf a chat"
5. "He says : teaching is the best job in the world"
hahaz dun know if that is true, but if i think so... kar liang is now someone who will make stories.. like..
"bbc has killer abs because he-she goes to the gym everyday to work out" or SOMETHING to that effect.. know what i mean?
- to be continued.
1.3.06
9:10:00 PM
somebody needs mouth restraints.
i wont tell who.
but i think you might know
by now.
mix red and white.
without any might.
the type of person,
who try as you would,
cannot pronouce wood.
somebody.
needs mouth restraints.
real bad.
can people die from listening,
to a robot whose mouth keeps rattling?
the weakest link
comes from the one
who's wearing pink.
