8:37:00 PM
[yay.. went for rehersal for like.. the first time in the whole yr.. hahaha.. spent alot of time crapping, then after tt read the 23 PAGE SCRIPT... sigh.. so we started at 5.. ended at 7.40.. dots.. hahaz tech manager is so so so so slack and i luv it XD hahahaz. rehersals are freeeeeeaky.. everyone has the right to "fr33 sp33ch (pronouced eff are three three ass pee three three see hedge)". So everyone uses tt and talks as much crap as we can. hahaha. this yr's production is us and them, for the 3rd time.. dots.. but this time wif alot lame stuff added. haha. PHANTOM OF OPRAH.. ahaha dam farny.. but its quite spastic after awhile.. haha..
now. here's the freaky bit.
was planning on taking a sbs (pronouced as a word, not a shortform: ssss.bbb.sssssss) bus but leons father decided to be nice.. hahaha so we were in his super lux bmw convertible.. and listening to radio.. power 98..
THEN.
(this is not to be copied in any form unless u r leon and haf heard this 1st hand, or ear, wadever)
[more us and them =)] disclamer: any1 classified as 'violater' must stand in court still.. or sth lyk tt.
so.
jeremy rodham or wadever/however u spell tt was talking talking, then it was time for some doubleshot contest (NOTHING TO DO WIF MAPLE, LOLX)
the convo went sth lyk this:
jeremy: hi, whos this?
caller: WOW!! I GOT THRU.. (so excited, wow) oh sorry...
jeremy: wads ur name
caller: KAREN.
and the voice matched.
and so on it went and every second of it it sounded more and more like ms chuah.
wth. im too shocked.. tmr i want to ask her.
like.. omgomgomgomgomomg...
27.2.06
8:43:00 PM
whee
heh.
for those who play maple..
jus discovered some random piece of crap
aquila, bootes and cassiopeia are all named after various constellations..
aquila is latin for eagle
bootes is some greek bear-keeper
cassiopeia is the constellation of a vain queen.
well.
it figures. hahaz look.
the eagle, the bear-keeper and the constellation.
well, cassio's pic is abit smaller, but who cares. that shows how lousy paint is at this kind of thing..
anyway..
hahaz we r supposed to b discussing history on MSN.. kc, ben lee and jeffery..
but jeffery came online at 8.10, so he told me he was going off to play.. then stupid ben lee has been playing all along, so only kc is talking..
ISNT THAT A GOOD WAY TO SPEND TIME!
roarrrr.
somemore random crap.
nickelback;photograph.
hahaz i seem to be addicted to nickelback's photograph.. its like.. all over my msn, its first on my radioblog hahahaha... very nice.. XD
lets see if i can put it up..
ok nvm i cant be bothered...
hahaha go find it urself.. its really nice..
but DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THE MUSIC VIDEO.
its so spastic i want to cry..
"look at this photograph"
then the guy holds up a photograph..
blah blah blah talk abt his house.. then the camera shows a house. WOW.
"this is where i went to school.."
WOW. now the music video shows a school.
I mean.. that is so SAD.
black
26.2.06
12:48:00 PM
more maple screenshots.. XD
heh, here are somemore recent screenshots XD
first three from the recent world naming bug, hahaha
(ps: ty to my bro's bandit, my sisters screwed up theif, and, ME =D)
so.
for all those maple noobs.
the servers are called Bootes, Aquila and Cassiopeia.
Unfortunately, some crpa programming error ar WIZET changed Bootes, Aquila and Cassiopeia
(heh, A,B,C, i jus noticed =P) to Bera, Broa and Scania.
Btw, those are Maple Global worlds.. heh we play MapleSEA.
heh heh.. =D this is me now.. doing quite fine, NO THANX TO TSUI...
hahaha
really.
24.2.06
8:40:00 PM
SPASTICMODE
Woooooooot HERE I GOOOOO
Saltimbanco is going to be revived after that unfortunate hacking by a totally DESPO AND NOOB HACKER, who wants to hack a pathetic lvl 34 account?
anw.
heres a spastic joke to get the spastic mood going.
when are little green creatures, presumably men, not synonymous with aliens?
when they appear next to your contacts in MSN. heh.
feeling spastic yet?
SO.
Now that we are all happily spastic, delirious with excitement.
HERE GOES NOTHING +_+
lets spend the whole post making stupid jokes.
LETS START WITH POINTLESS JOKES :)
heh, joshua, brent and i had a bit too much fun after going drunk at long john silver.. (maybe it was something in the fries ><)
Do you want to hear a pointless joke?
Or alot?
(NOTE: dont forget to be spastic and laugh after every spastic joke)
In the test, i got 100 s.
I am making a here.
In the basketball game, I scored a 3 er.
The guy missed from blank range.
The hostage was put at gun.
He has a -y nose.
WHEE, EVERYONE IS GOING SPASTIC lalalalalala
now, what was that all about?
23.2.06
9:05:00 PM
WAAAA
Very very very very very very.. errrrr..
will i get sued for defamation?
Nvm then I wont say.
I dunno la.. headmaster spent alot of time talking abt LOTR in his speech, then the Guest of Honour, who sounds lyk Shawn.. ? Both from rp also.. mebbe they haf robotic voice modifiers... lolx..anw.. was mainly addressing the prefects.. nth much interesting for us to listen.. managed to stay awake.. =D and so did SAMUEL !!!! got a like.. preview at dining hall during recess of the ripb finale.. which is quite lame.. they took the under the sea thing from little mermaid then turned 'under the sea' to 'RIPB' =.='
So. Spent alot of time on the 156 rushing to training.. couldnt quite get rid of thoughts of that ridiculously lame song out of my head.. i mean.. i dun really like little mermaid, so there. anw daniel and I were making lame songs with tt tune.. dun wanna post it here. in case a certain anti-libellious postage sactionists has saved my home phone on he-she-his-her autodial. *hint**hint*
anw. my game maker game is dam farny. Press spacebar to shoot normal bullet. Press shift to shoot this super fast bullet but -5 points, press enter to lay mines, when the enemy touches the mine it becomes yours until it disappears, but -500 XD Press 1 then STOP sign will shoot out, -1 life unit thing, but when it hits the enemy, the enemy goes upwards instead of downwards, and the speed is reduced to 1 instead of -5 :)
Then.
Here comes the cheapskate stuff.
To *ahem* recharge more lives, press 2, to recharge health *heeheeehee*
So.
At the end of the test run.
I had -17505 score and the place where you haf those extra lifes (mine are represented by that cute icecream stick :) ) And my health REFUSED to go down. I think I press the recharge too long then the life went out of the health bar =))))))))) heeheehee.
and yeah.. i found out that RI HAS THE MOST WU2 LIAO2 PPL IN THE WORLD.
SOME WEIRD LAMO WENT TO PLUCK OUT THE KEYS IN MY KEYBOARD SO LIKE.. THE B KEY WAS AT M AND THE K WAS AT Y AND ALL TT CRAP. lucky i haf like.. a rather gd feeling where the right keys are supposed to be.. so yeah.. managed to survive...
sighh....
21.2.06
7:02:00 PM
I HATE SORE LOSERS
Hmm... let me just say that ill only blog when i feel like it.. and today i haf alot to get off my chest XD
So. Lets start.
Tsui's team was playing against my team against softball.
After I finished changing into PE, Tsui was going around saying "GET READY TO GET OWNED, ANDI"
My name, for the last time, is not ANDI!
Anw.
(Blah, skip the stupid 2+3 rounds round the crappy lumpy red thing)
Blah blah blah then my team was playing against Tsui's team.
Weishen took like... 5 minutes making himself look like a Kwok Hao, and pulling his pants to like.. well, really really high. Then dunno la, they taiko score one run.. of course, ben lee and I were damn pissed, cos they were taking their own sweet time.. =.=
Then we scored like.. alot. Heh, theres a spastic lot of space where shortstop is supposed to be, so I got Michael aim there, and I also aim there then we pwn them and get like.. 5 more runs with spastic line drives, which is spastic, because spastic line drives are not supposed to be the ones scoring so many spastic runs against spastic people.
Then after tt Top 2nd inning, our dear ex-floorball player came with his cocky **** attitude to bat.
First pitch I signal aim for strike, Michael throw got strike. Tsui didnt even swing, protested it was a ball. 2nd pitch I signal outside (cos the batter standing at the left of the home plate so i signal aim further from home plate than strike zone but same height, so its not so pathetic like fvcking Shi Min) Then anw, Tsui swung. Strike 2 >.<
The last pitch. I signal above the strike zone. Tsui saw my signal. But noo Michael threw abit too low. Tsui tot going out for ball. Actually it taiko one strike. ahaha. Everybody start clapping.
LOL.
Then after that we like.. squished them... everyone was whacking the ball like mad.. XD
then the fvcking Shi Min. He so scared of Michael n Me. Everytime we bat. He will fvcking roll the fvcking ball to home plate so we get fvcking intentional walked.
But still, we beat them 15-1, and poor Conan, Kern Choong, and Zhongren, who haf to stick around wif a bunch to sore losers and show offs in the spastic team of theirs.
17.2.06
8:09:00 PM
Sad.
Oww..
I keep getting hurt. Waa. During softball, i was the poor catcher.. u noe the guy whos supposed to haf all tt stupid armour? I was like.. very far back backup catcher in Cat High.. haha I tot the armour was stupid.. but I guess theres a great great reason.
Cos of ppl with hard, hard, brittle bones like Daniel.
He was like.. mad.. =.= every base also slide.. And when he was going to 3rd base, I told Michael pass the ball so can stop him at 3rd. BTW. Catcher is at home plate, for those illiterate to softball terms. Anyway. Michael threw the ball and I missed. Sad, but tts wad happens when u dun haf glove.. haha. Anw. So I went to chase the ball. I was like.. "BARRY DUN TOUCH!!!!!" cos, btw, barry was trying to kapo and 'influence' the frigging referee.
Anw. So I chased after the ball.. and the prime minster was screaming DANIEL RUN HOME FASTER!! But then I got the ball, but need to tag Daniel, cos it wasnt a forceout and cannot shortcut and step on the base. So I had to tag Daniel, the black raging bull.. aiyoh.. i tagged him then he rammed into me with i dunno wad.. it was kinda blur... =.= then my knee was dam dam pain.. >< Waaaaaaaaaaa
And then somemore. We were playing pepsi cola.. u noe.. must step on the other guys leg tt game. WALAO MICHAEL GO AND RAM HIS FOOT ON MY TOE... it was so pain >.< and theres like.. a tear mark on my battered shoes. =.=..
haix.
8.2.06
9:32:00 PM
Friends Show their true colours in times of need
Sigh.. the Saltimbanco, Vaultera and Bravia account got hacked... I'm kinda pissed.. heres a list of items lost..
52 att Eagle Crow (my prized possession.. wahhhh >.<) 63 att Sabretooth (blah..) Dex+2 GPFeather Hat, Blue PFeather Hat, Green Leogolier, Green Legolier Pants, Def 37 Brown Piette, Brown Piettra Skirt (haha wrong gender), White Korean Rubber Shoes, Green Distinction, Cutlus, 2 Brown Jesters, Leaf Earrings, Green Hunter Bootes, Green Snowshoes, Red Jack Boots (dex+2), Battle Bow, Machete, Brown Bamboo Hat, Green Bamboo Hat. 250k.
In short. 2 months of hard work at getting equipment drops wasted. At least you cant drop other people's exp in the middle of the free market, which, btw, is where i found myself...
Luckily I lent Brent the Pan Lid or it would have been gone, gone, gone along with the rest. But I saved some of my equip by transferring them to my mage beforehand =) But haiz... its like.. so pissy to see your account totally bare..
The worst thing is about to come.
Now I'm wearing a hodgepodge of weird items... Old Wisconsin Hat, Sandals, Grey1Line T-Shirt, Hardleather pants.
Sigh...
THEY. WERE. ALL. DONATED. BY. TSUI..
Haha, really haf to thank him, myke and brent.. hahahaha.. myke for helping me tranfer stuff from mage to xbow, brent for giving "moral support" and safekeeping pan lid =) and tsui for.. yeah.. basically giving me every single piece of equip i haf now.
I MISS MY 52 ATTACK EAGLE CROW!!! WAAHHHHHHHHHH
This sux.
7.2.06
10:46:00 PM
Softball
Yay. Softball, as usual rox.
We beat Jffery's team erm.. i think 4-1.. Haha.. WE OWN lalalalaaaaaa.. how's that for egoistic.. haha.. not really exciting game.. funny is more like it.. a lot of blunders by everyone hahaha...
eg. Jie Hao overtaking his own teammate, cant remember who, so he was auto-out.. hahahaha..
another eg. Terence daydreaming then when the ball came to him the was like.. clawing at the ground trying to get it..
But best of all.
ENTER. THE MATRIX.
The most crucial RBI for Samuel. Terence trying desperately to keep the ball from slipping from his grasp. He gets the ball and lunges for Samuel. Samuel dodges to the left and escapes. Terence aims at where Samuel is. Samuel goes in slow-motion and dodges to his right and accidentally steps on the base. Terence tags him but its too late.
Muahahahahahaha...
Haha.
Anw.
A warning. Posting will get sporadic next weekk! lalalala.... tests!tests!tests! lalala
I feel like the Weavers in Amazing Race dunnowadnumber...
lalalalala.. dancing and singing like crazy retards... lalalala
whee.
this is fun.
5.2.06
10:36:00 PM
Happy Bdae Mark
Hahaha today is Mark Tan's bdae, i think
Mebbe its another day. wadever. Anw, his "party" was today, so me, wes, ben yap, jay, kenii, dennis, desheng etcetc. went to his house for the afternoon to lol around playing wes' xbox.. blah blah and computer.. haha.. not really the party u expect.. more like gaming session.
But haha, still fun.. hahahahaha
can't stop laughing... kenii was hilarious.
let me remind u of the facts first.
Mark was the one who was having his bdae. It was his BDAE.
So, here came Kenii, into mark's house (enter Kenii [!])
Kenii got all confused. Went to Dennis and said HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. and handed the present he was supposed to give MARK to DENNIS... haha dennis was like HAR??!?? Then Kenii said, Oh s***, what am I doing. He took the present back and gave it to Mark; the right person this time.. and guess what he said..
HAPPY NEW YEAR, MARK
Kenii is hilarious.
Anw. Tmr bring ties! lalalalala... Wow, our Class Relay system is SOOOO effective. I bet Ben Lee will probably be renting ties for 50 bucks again like last time. Hahaha...
Hahaha.. REALLI. I CANT CONTROL MYSELF FROM LAUGHING.
hahahahaha..
4.2.06
9:51:00 PM
ANNIVERSARY POST
Heh. Just for the record, today is the day that Triple Threat to Humanity (Something, something and something) was started. Now its gone, isn't that sad, but heh, for the record. If a certain he-she had not intervened, it would have been grand ol' 1 year old now. So sad huh?
Anyways. Went to Sam's house to do the GM food project. Wont specify anything at this time to prevent against a certain exquisite clique of P people.
Plagiarisers, anyway.
Haha. So. I came late. At around 9.. erm.. 30? Was planning on taking 54 to Bishan then take 58, but 74 came first, so took that to Ang Mo KIo then take 88 all the way to the other end of the line at Pasir Ris. And guess what. The dumb bus CRAWLED. I really mean CRAWLED all thru Ang Mo Kio then Buangkok then Hougang then Sengkang then TPE then Pasir Ris. The worst part was that I couldnt even read much of I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings (the bk im planning to do for ERP) the crapsai bus was so jerky, and I couldnt find a gd comfortable reading position.
Sigh. My back is hurting. Bus seats are crappy..
So. Reached Sam's house. Went to the 11th Floor, got freaked out by the lift. The lift display thing said 11. And so I waited for the door to open. And waited. And waited. After 2 minutes I almost freaked out. I thought the lift spoil and I kena inside. So heng. Anw. STUPIDLY wasted time walking down the flight of stairs facing the lift, realised i needed to find another set of stairs. So. Guess. What. Had to go back down to the 6thstory by foot, then go up again.... Sigh..
The project was ok la.. despite loads of friction. Esp. btwn Sam, Leon and Paul. the usual la... haha then went to lunch at some freaky air-con coffeeshop.. I guess Pasir Ris freaks me out. The wind blows real strong (like here at Marymount) but this one is like.. quite different.. cos the wind is supposedly "sea breezes" as claimed by Samuel.. The only "SEA" im near is like... the huge longkang near Thomson CC. Oh wait, does the Ri Pool count?
Now here comes the worst part.
Had to go back to Upper Thomson.
Cathechism calls.
Anyway. Took 58 hoping to rush back to good ol' central singapore in time.
Bad Mistake.
(THIS SECTION IS IN ALL CAPS FOR PERSUASION-OF-POINT REASONS)
THE STUPID GUY. THE BLEDDY SOB 58 DRIVER WAS DRIVING LIKE ONE OLD GRANDMOTHER. AFRAID TO GO FAST. LATER CRASH INTO TRAFFIC LIGHT. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. ANYWAY. THE DRIVER WAS LIKE THIS PIECE OF ****. NOBODY HAIL THE BUS ALSO ACTION KIA GO INTO THE BUS STOP AND TAKE A LONG SLOW LOOK AT THE PPL WAITING, THEN FILTER OUT AFTER WAITING FOR LIKE... 20 CARS TO PASS FIRST. THE WORST THING IS. THEY WERENT EVEN ON THE BLEDDY-SLOW LANE.
I should have taken the MRT pronouced (MERT).
the 58 went thru lyk.. pasir ris. then tampines. then bedok. (LIKE HELLO? THATS ON THE MRT LINE! IN ORDER!) then CRAWL thru Kaki Bukit, then Paya Labar. The dumb SOB driver was such a ***. Traffic light green, so guess what? SLOW DOWN SO IT TURNS RED SO HE WONT COME EARLY ON HIS FVCKED UP SCHEDULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Paya Lebar, i got off, fed up and waited, stranded near the Preston Assessment Bk office, waiting for 93 then go MacR. Res. Waited. And Waited. For abt 10 minutes.
Then at MacR, despo, took the 1st bus in the inner bus stop, 130. 130 apparently doesnt go to the church. It stops one stop earlier. So I got off, and SPRINTED MY *** OFF TO CHURCH COS I WAS GOING TO BE LATE. And I ran lyk... I dunno. I never ran faster. When I reached the Thomson Mcs Traffic Light, the 130 was just turning into Sin Ming (does tt mean i ran 60km/h; as fast as the bus???)
I reached church.
Finally.
2.2.06
9:23:00 PM
OVERLOAD
This is too much..
First Monitor, and now Bayley extended Jr Exco (Aesthetics) and squash IC. This is like... uhhhhhhhhh
I mean. I dont exactly know what comes under "aesthetics" so tts like.. abit the weird.. im not like an APMOS or someone, everything also one to do.. so this is new..
Hahaha. Today squash was fun.. for once.. white bulldog came, as usual so there was pt.. sigh.. lost to michael 13-15.. haha most of the points were from tyco shots so.. haha dun really deserve to win right? Hahaha..
